No good Limerick

There once was a pretty tall teacher
Such big breasts a beautiful creature
Short I was not a fool
Und over stood my stool
To reach into her skirt and breach her

eh 2 Brute - what is the world coming to?

A: Hello.

B: ♫ I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

A: LOL. I’m again st nunpickled herring on account of a cold spmell.

B: I'm going to have to ask for a translation - that's not any language with which I am familiar

A: Picketing, picked herring, pickled herring. Against, Saint Again, Nuns, Nun preserved fish, Christ cunt, unaired smelly. I have a cold. Spell smell overpowering. Perfect for cunnilingual probing or too much even for my sick state, wherein I cannot spell.

B: well done. Apalling, but well done

A: I try :) As you can see, I am doing everything else except my godforsaken wor